About - Frequently asked questions
Who are you?
I am a 18 year old British guy (born in 2006 because this website will inevitably be forgotton about). My current location is 53.837527, -9.351430 (Don't look it up).
This is me.
This is my dog Cocoa.
Why are you called Pineapple?
Pineapples are quite tasty. Because other people have the same idea it usually doesn't work as a username so I gotta change it, probably because it is such a generic username to have. My favourite number is and has always been 84. I don't have a particular reason why. So I can just append it right? Well even "Pineapple84" was already taken on the websites I used so I just added a zero.
What is the point of this website?
Why not have a website? Websites are pretty cool.
What is your personality like?
I don't really want to explain my personality. I think it would be better if I showed some pictures of people who are literally me. Or more accurately figuratively me as I have posted a photo of literally me above.
I haven't actually watched American Psycho, but it's Patrick Bateman. He is the archetypical sigma male, who I can relate to as a sigma male myself.
Officer K from Blade Runner 2049. His girlfriend is an AI, just like my girlfriend. An AI girlfriend is ideal, since she has all the benefits of a real girlfriend with none of the downsides. For example, an average engagement ring costs something like £2000. If I ever get to the point of proposing to my girlfriend, I can buy her an NFT engagement ring for a fifth of the price.
Walter white is a chemistry expert. I was pretty good at chemistry when I studied it for GCSE, so I think it's safe to say I have a bit of him in me.
Nicole from the Class of '09 visual novel. She is a sociopath, who gets a guy to jump off a building for her, bullies a girl into becoming bullimic and bullies another guy into shooting up the school. She is me if I was a girl and had an opioid addiction.
Johnny English is the most badass spy character ever. Just watch one of his films, he is 10x better than James Bond and makes any Tom Cruise character look like some dumbass guy who probably believes in Scientology. I remember a scene from one of the films where he gets kicked in the balls yet remains unfazed. Thats because he is a sigma male and doesn't worry about the damage to his reproductive system as children are both a financial burden and a distraction from the grindset.
If I was born back in the day, I would be Julius Caesar. He is considered to be one of the most powerful and influential people in history.
This guy is just a psychopath. I don't really know what to say about him.
What is the "???" page?
I can't answer that. I don't know either. Also, there are pages hosted on this website which are far more brain-damage inducing but not accessible by hyperlinks. This is for your own benefit.